I give up

This pretty much says it all.

Tbogg

This man is a genius.

There's now an easy answer to this old faux-clever question about "would you have left Saddam Hussein in power":

"Sometimes, when a drunk old man shoots you in the face and you have birdshot near your heart, you leave it in place - not because the birdshot is good, but because the operation to remove it is worse. Even with modern medicine, it may not be a cakewalk."

I think even Hugh Jidiot would get that point.
# posted by Matt : 1:04 AM

Liar, liar pants on fire

The man over Bush's left shoulder just happens to be one Jack Abramoff. The man shaking Bush's hand was a chief of an Indian tribe with a profitable casino. Chief Garza was a potential client of Abramoff's lobbying/theft operation. Bush very clearly denied knowing Abramoff. Abramoff arranged this meeting for Chief Garza. Why is this any different from Clinton lying about Monica? Please, help me.

I didn't have sexual relations with that (wo)man

I guess the difference is that Bush didn't stick his pecker in Abramoff's mouth, at least literally, but isn't the lie the same?

This is funny